Welcome you, whoever you are, to this “reely” random site of movie reviews. I love a lot of things in this world: a comfortable hoodless sweatshirt, gorillas that make me question the nature of humanity, friends with boats, hot cheese. But two things that bring me the purest joy are writing and movies. Both serve as fantastical escapes, adventures into a new world or unexamined perspective. So, I figured, why not use my joy to yell judgingly at people about movies I think they should like, because did I mention what also brings me joy is bringing joy to others? Am I talking about joy too much?
Thanks for being here and taking the time to bask in my weirdness. I hope you’re cool and you like good movies, because if not, you should leave meow.
DISCLAIMER: Some of these reviews feature what some may consider Spoilers so please read at your own risk. Also read at your own risk because I’m the author, and anything you read is most likely going to haunt your dreams.